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Take
me out.

Amor fortes adiuvat — love favors the bold.

By day I'm an executive. After hours I make art, write songs, and think about superintelligence for fun. One man gets to take me out. Real shirt, real plans, real effort. I'll decide if it's you.

PositionBoyfriend
TypeFull-time, in person
Process3 rounds, scored
CompensationMe. Obviously.

How this works

Instant disqualifiers

Checkpoint · Identify yourselfStep 0

Privacy: everything you submit is seen only by me. Never shared, sold, or posted. No passwords, no payment, no ID.

Round 1 / 3 · Screening22 questions
Round 2 / 3 · DepthLightning + 5 random

Part A · Lightning round

AWorld of Warcraft or Diablo?

BEngineer, researcher, or secret third thing?

CDo you pee standing up or sitting down?

DHow many times a week do you goon to me?

EWould you rather jump out of an airplane with a parachute, or eat whatever you want for a month with no negative health effects?

FWhat is your hesitation with me on Main?

Politics

GIf you had to be an animal in the Animal Kingdom, which animal would it be?

HJust kidding, that was your programming answer. Now for real — which animal would you be?

Dig deep. Scroll deeper.

IIf you got kicked out of the simulation for failing your biggest test, what should your punishment be?

JWould you rather go to a Taylor Swift concert 14 days in a row, or work at a low-income daycare for 7 hours with no mask and no gloves?

KIf you could start over with nothing and no one would know you, would you?

Part B · Drawn at random

Round 3 / 3 · Final interviewLast step
File closed · Certificate issuedKeep it. Post it.

Transmission complete

Bold of you. I like that. If you made the cut, you'll hear from me — keep your Friday open and your shirt ironed. In the meantime, you earned this.

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